#25: My Obituary

#25: My false obituary

(If you do not follow this blog, you may be a bit confused. For the sake of clarity, I'll explain just what is going on. I took on the task of fulfilling every item on this list, and this is #25. Rest assured I don't plan to die any time soon).

Kevin Zou, aged 42, was found dead in his apartment complex on June 26. Evidence of over-memage was found in his bedroom, along with exceedingly large amounts of tea. Splattered across his walls were conspiracy theories, ranging from the Illuminati to connections between former singer-songwriter Justin Bieber and the number of Rare Pepes.

Those who knew Zou claimed that he was heretic and slightly insane.

"[Zou] led a very unorthodox lifestyle. Many mornings I would wake to furious pounding on the walls next door. It scared the children, and I was very near to calling the police." - Jennifer Philemon Yieu, who resided beside Zou

There will be a small service for him, to which only a few close family members and friends are attended.

That was a bit of fun c:

Sorry I haven't really been updating too much. Everything in school is coming along easily and there won't be anything to struggle with until the biology final comes along. I'll try to post this weekend and actually have some content, but for now this is it.

Thanks for reading ^^ I'm an 8 today and I hope to see you next time.

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." - Yogi Berra