Merry Christmas Everybody!

First Of All: CHRISTMAS!


Today is Christmas and I would like to start off this post by saying a very Merry Christmas to everybody out there. I'm currently at my own party and it isn't much of a party, but just like a family gathering where we all gather up, maybe talk for a bit and then have dinner. It's Christmas today and if you drink (which you probably don't =P), then be happy, because it's only a few more days until 2012 and then you can drink all you want AGAIN. =P

Decided To Check Out My Horoscope


I'm not a huge spiritual person, but I kind of do believe in ghosts. I'm not like super spiritual and superstitious that I'm unable to walk under ladders or knock over some pepper, but I'm not also completely "if I don't see it, it's fake". I'm leaning towards the "if I don't see it, it's fake" side, but I do believe in spirits and I think that there is a Heaven and Hell. Once again though, I'm not religious and I kind of have my "own" religion.

Back to the main point. I decided to check out my horoscope because I have loads of fun finding mistakes in the horoscope. They aren't really mistakes though, but more of the words that make it possible for anyone to have the horoscope. Listen to Scorpio's horoscope today.

"Someone you've known for a long time may disappear from your life. This could leave you feeling disoriented and unfocused. Your ideas of truth, honor, ethics, and morality might require some revision in light of recent events. A change of profession might be looming on the horizon. On the positive side, you're in the process of transcending your limitations. Follow your heart. " - Horoscope.com

First of all, there are loads of words that make it possible for you not to have anything to do with this horoscope. "Someone you've known for a long time may disappear from your life." MAY. MAY disappear from your life. The horoscope is just saying common things. A friend may move away or your grandparent might pass away. Anything like that. And if you don't lose somebody in your life, the MAY covers it up.

The words MAY and MIGHT appear so often in this certain horoscope (and this is true for most horoscopes) that there's a MUCH PROBABLE chance that only a FEW things, ONE of the things or even NONE of the things that the horoscope say DO NOT APPLY TO YOU.

Here's the horoscope AGAIN, but this time I've made all the MAY, MIGHT or anything like that bold.

"Someone you've known for a long time may disappear from your life. This could leave you feeling disoriented and unfocused. Your ideas of truth, honor, ethics, and morality might require some revision in light of recent events. A change of profession might be looming on the horizon. On the positive side, you're in the process of transcending your limitations. Follow your heart. " - Horoscope.com

Last of all, "Follow your heart"? REALLY? EVERYBODY HAS TO FOLLOW THEIR HEART. Just to prove to you guys (if you still don't believe) that horoscopes are fake, here's another horoscope from another site.

"There may be a contest of wills today, even more so than the time of the year would suggest. There's no need to back down unless you see your people start to exchange awkward glances." - Vancouver Sun Horoscopes

NOTHING to do with Horoscope.com's horoscope. Wow...

Too Less, Just Right, Too Much And Plenty Too Much


Some of my posts have too less content, while some have just the right amount of content and writing. On the other hand, some posts have too much writing and will bore you. This post has plenty too much and that is seriously boring. I don't think many of you guys even read the whole post.

Anyways, I'm a 10 today. There was a party. It's Christmas. I got to play on the computer. I watched Shrek. Awesome.

Thanks for reading, I hope you've enjoyed my rage against horoscopes and visit my blog again!

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit not sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven." - Unknown